Hollyweird Gazette

The Sleazy Celebrity News You Can’t Resist

June 9th, 2007

Mary-Kate & Ashley Come Of Age

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So, they will finally be legal. Wonder what kind of “double trouble” they will get themselves into? They celebrate on June 13th.

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Mis Weird

Photo Courtesy of People.com



April 30th, 2007

Adding More Black to the Wardrobe, Ashley?

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Ashley Olsen shopping in Soho. Doesn’t all black clothing start to look the same after awhile? Is there really a reason to continue to purchase more when you just look like the same dreary black twig day in and day out?



April 1st, 2007

Urban Disaster

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Ashley Olsen has signed a multi-million dollar contract to become the face of this delightful new accessory, the “Urban Satchel” by Louie Vuitton. The bag costs $150,000.

Or, you could purchase a $5 purse from Wal-Mart, glue garbage on it and save yourself $149,995. I know I could really use the rent money.

Ashley Olsen always looks like a gutter rat, so who better to endorse the product?

From Gallery of the Absurd.

[tags]Ashley Olsen, Louie Vuitton, fashion, bad fashion, Urban Satchel[/tags]



March 6th, 2007

Satan Had Twins and He Calls Them the Olsen’s

Don’t they look possessed? They’re indulging their love of (ahem) fashion at Paris Fashion Week.

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[tags]Olsen Twins, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Paris Fashion Week[/tags]



February 27th, 2007

Grrrrrrr…It’s the Olsen Twins

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Ashley Olsen made PETA’s naughty celebrity list this year, but that didn’t deter her or her sister, Mary-Kate, from donning the little creatures for Paris Fashion week.

They need something heavy to keep those protruding bones warm!

[tags]Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Olsen Twins, PETA[/tags]



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