Hollyweird Gazette

I personally am not one to talk about how to make a marriage work. I’ve failed miserably at it…TWICE. Maybe the secret is to spend thousands of dollars and fly off to some locale that common folk can only dream about visiting, let alone going there to tie the proverbial knot.

Oh wait…wouldn’t that mean that more Hollywood marriages would last forever??? Now, don’t get me wrong or send me a bunch of hate e-mails, I wish them the best. Really I do. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if I have to report on the break-up too. Anyone want to place bets????

In attendance at the wedding included Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Felicity Huffman with husband William H. Macy, Nicollette Sheridan, Terri Hatcher along with her daughter as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Photo Courtesy of E!Online

Eva recently told People magazine that Kenny Chesney will be singing at her wedding - only he doesn’t know it yet!

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The National Enquirer (consider the source) is reporting that Desperate Housewives executives are livid with Eva Longoria for blabbing show secrets on The View.

“Gabby” supposedly said on the show that despite rumor, “Carlos” will will not be leaving the show, but Gabrielle and Carlos will suffer through more hard times and they’ll have a surprise lovers reunion next season.

The suits have apparently put the kabosh on Eva learning anything early because she can’t stop blabbing!

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There is something so incredibly hot about him to me. He played in the celebrity All-Star NBA game, according to Inkling, who also says that James (Jim to me) doesn’t think he’ll be invited to Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding!!

[tags]James Denton, Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, Weddings[/tags]

Chirstina Ricci was actually in the #3 slot, but when she got an e-mail from them, she went “fur free.” PETA probably threatened to mutilate her. She doesn’t have four legs - therefore uneligble for ethical treatment.

I could give PETA the names of a few Chinese places down the street from my old apartment that were cruel to cats. Perhaps after I finish my burger.