Hollyweird Gazette

I wasn’t able to watch the MTV Movie Awards…and of course I heard about the Sarah Silverman joke about Paris Hilton. But I finally watched it…and it’s so fabulous that even though it’s WAY late, I have to post it. Holy shit…that was a telling round of applause she got just for saying Paris was going to jail! And check out the shit-eating grin on Jack Nicholson’s face…he enjoyed that dig at Paris!

Hmmm…maybe that’s why Paris went mental in jail. No penises.

To see Sarah in Maxim magazine, click here.

10. No, we don’t have a room service menu

9. Versace doesn’t make an orange prison jumpsuit

8. Say ‘That’s hot’ one more time and I’ll smother you with a pillow

7. Governor Schwarzenegger called, but no one could understand a thing he said

6. I assume you’re accustomed to people watching you shower

5. No number five — writer too heartbroken

4. “If you miss your chihuahau, the rats make pretty good pets”

3. I’m in here for illegally downloading video of you off the internet”

2. May I have your autograph Miss Lohan?

1. Tell Letterman we can’t accept any more flowers

That Letterman…he’s my favorite! This is Paris’ mug-shot!

Photo Courtesy of Showbuzz

Top 10 List Courtesy of David Letterman

She seems to have been in the spotlight a lot more in the last few months. I doubt she’ll ever surpass Britney’s level of fame, but she’ll make a nice chunk of change for Mommy.

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