Hollyweird Gazette

An internal investigation has begun to determine whether or not Paris Hilton received “special” treatment while serving a 3 week sentance in jail.

Several deputies have now come forward stating that Paris had unlimited use of a cell phone during her stay. They also claim that she was given a brand new jail uniform instead of the normal hand-me-downs that are given to all other inmates. I can see the other incarcerees getting their undies in a bunch over the cell phone use, but the uniform??? Come on, an orange jumpsuit is an orange jumpsuit…not flattering to anyone. Unless they had hers specially tailored?!? And really, would any of us be surprised to learn that they had?

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: E!Online.com

Apparently Brits strange behavior didn’t stop at shaving her head or checking in and out of rehab numerous times. She did those things and also added attacking an SUV with an umbrella to her repatoire. Brit - what did that vehicle ever do to you? She now says she’s sorry. Well, does it even matter anymore? I understand that every move you make gets the publics attention and that you may feel like you have no privacy, but come on…isn’t that what you signed up for??? You are a public figure now, people want to know what you’re doing. You are a role model to thousands of young girls. That’s too bad because the behavior you’re exhibiting is going to leave us with a whole generation of whacked-out, over the edge females. Couple that with PMS and we’ve got serious troubles. Step up to the plate and act like a mature woman and mother. You were great once, maybe if you start getting your shit together, you could be again. Or maybe it’s just too late…

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of : People.com

But everything in life is alright now…

Thanks to Agent Bedhead for this delightful photo!

I wasn’t able to watch the MTV Movie Awards…and of course I heard about the Sarah Silverman joke about Paris Hilton. But I finally watched it…and it’s so fabulous that even though it’s WAY late, I have to post it. Holy shit…that was a telling round of applause she got just for saying Paris was going to jail! And check out the shit-eating grin on Jack Nicholson’s face…he enjoyed that dig at Paris!

Hmmm…maybe that’s why Paris went mental in jail. No penises.

To see Sarah in Maxim magazine, click here.

What?!!! Britney Spears is supposedly dating her drug counselor, a guy named John Sundahl, a successful, 38-year-old real estate developer. The two are supposedly getting chummy, and Kevin Federline has told the National Enquirer (consider the source) that that they ARE dating and Lynne Spears is ecstatic about it!

That is a serious breach of a therapist’s career if he is licensed and and legit. Did this guy take advantage of Britney and her bald vulnerability in rehab? Of course, Sundahl denies the claim to the Enquirer, although witnesses say they saw the two kissing by Sundahl’s pool during a “12-step meeting.”

It’s an easy relationship to start…your drug counselor would already know all the humiliating things you’ve done, although in Britney’s case, the whole world has seen her crotch, so guess she can skip that step in all her relationships!

TMZ finally caught Britney with her youngest son, Jayden James. And it’s a real, clear picture this time! The kid looks a lot like his older brother (who has a severe wedgie).

Maybe now that Jayden is a little older and Britney’s a little more sane these days, she feels safe bringing him out in front of the camera’s.

Just yesterday, I posted these photos of Lindsay Lohan and a friend posing and playing with a large butcher knife. Today, Star magazine has confirmed that the friend involved is Vanessa Minnillo.

If I was Nick Lachey, I think I may be having nightmares about a Bobbitt-style misfortune. And with the company she was keeping…she probably has access to substances to fuck her up enough to where she’d do it.

A repeat offender! I was forgiving when we saw her in this same shred of fabric a couple days ago…but this is much worse. She looked like she was getting in better shape for awhile, and now her ass is all flabby!

And there’s nothing wrong with a flabby ass…you should just know when to cover it up!

Oh…just her THONG BIKINI! Well, there are worse things. Like the wig she willingly chooses to wear. Or Danny Bonaduce wearing a speedo.

Photos from X17 via Snarky Gossip.

Mischa Barton was reportedly hospitalized yesterday after suffering “a bad reaction to a medication.” While at a friends BBQ, she began to feel ill and was taken to a Los Angeles hospital.

Her rep says she’s now with her family, resting and feeling much better.

Mischa shouldn’t be switching her meds around that way! It’s apparent that one thing always works for her…why change?

|Click here to find out what cures all of Mischa’s ailments!

The girl kicked out of school for spending too much time on her knees performs with Debbie Harry and Blondie on the Today Show.

A DUI is bad enough. Add some illegal drugs to that, and you’ve got yourself a certified disaster.

Following her early morning crash and DUI citation, police have confirmed that Lindsay may face cocaine possession charges.

In Touch Weekly reports that it was announced at a press conference by Lt. Mitch McCann.

From In Touch Weekly:
The cocaine was “recovered” during the investigation, McCann said. Lindsay was driving her black Mercedes convertible when she clipped the curb and hit bushes on Sunset Boulevard. McCann said she was “quickly transported to the hospital by an associate” who was driving a different car. Lindsay’s car received “major damage,” McCann said.

The rehab program Lindsay attended apparently was not effective. Maybe she needs to sit in jail with Paris Hilton for a few days. Like 90 or so.

The New York Post is reporting that Britney Spears flew into a tizzy this weekend after boarding her United Airlines flight from L.A. to Miami.

Supposedly, just before takeoff, Britney began ranting and raving that the plane was not equipped with leather seats. She demanded that they let her off the plane, and held off the takeoff, which obviously irritated some of the other passengers.

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According to BritneySpears.org, the Post Chronicle reported that Britney and Lance Bass perform a duet together. Lance owns rights to Marilyn Monroe’s “Down Boy” and has extended the offer to Britney to sing it with him.

Britney is still considering the offer.

According to People magazine, a new friendship has been formed between Kevin Federline and Kid Rock. Kid Rock took it upon himself to offer some father to father advice to K-Fed, which was to keep his two kids with Britney Spears out of the limelight. In response, Federline said that he is never seen photographed with the kids.

Kid Rock also took over the DJ Booth at the Felt nightclub in Louisville and managed to coax Fed-Ex into a “rap battle.”

Didn’t Kid Rock go country and start hanging around Hank Williams Jr.? Is that what’s going to happen to K-Fed? He’ll start singing stupid songs like “Picture” and hang around an old country singer? His wife left him…he’s already got a good shot for the rest to happen….and he’s not doing so well with the rap thing anyway…

Britney Spears is all over Star this in the May 14th issue! They’ve even stuck Lindsay cocaine use and partying to a small blurb. It’s all about Spears, her weight loss, whether or not it was diet or surgery, and whether she’s hiding Jayden James…who no one has seen a truly good shot of, so I’d guess the answer to that one is yes!

Photos from World of Britney

Britney obviously needs to express some frustration…perhaps at her fans who complained about her lip-synced show at the House of Blues, or maybe for her family who stuck her in rehab, or maybe she’s frustrated with her natural hair not growing out fast enough. In any case, the hat says it all!

According to Allie is Wired, Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff have their claws out and are ready to POUNCE! The two have been exchanging nasty messages via MySpace.

Haylie’s MySpace
Kim’s MySpace

From Haylie’s MySpace:
“Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back in my face. This is why you should never move to Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature, and offensive bitches who can’t hold their liquor and can’t keep their legs closed.”