Hollyweird Gazette

Apparently Brits strange behavior didn’t stop at shaving her head or checking in and out of rehab numerous times. She did those things and also added attacking an SUV with an umbrella to her repatoire. Brit - what did that vehicle ever do to you? She now says she’s sorry. Well, does it even matter anymore? I understand that every move you make gets the publics attention and that you may feel like you have no privacy, but come on…isn’t that what you signed up for??? You are a public figure now, people want to know what you’re doing. You are a role model to thousands of young girls. That’s too bad because the behavior you’re exhibiting is going to leave us with a whole generation of whacked-out, over the edge females. Couple that with PMS and we’ve got serious troubles. Step up to the plate and act like a mature woman and mother. You were great once, maybe if you start getting your shit together, you could be again. Or maybe it’s just too late…

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of : People.com

What?!!! Britney Spears is supposedly dating her drug counselor, a guy named John Sundahl, a successful, 38-year-old real estate developer. The two are supposedly getting chummy, and Kevin Federline has told the National Enquirer (consider the source) that that they ARE dating and Lynne Spears is ecstatic about it!

That is a serious breach of a therapist’s career if he is licensed and and legit. Did this guy take advantage of Britney and her bald vulnerability in rehab? Of course, Sundahl denies the claim to the Enquirer, although witnesses say they saw the two kissing by Sundahl’s pool during a “12-step meeting.”

It’s an easy relationship to start…your drug counselor would already know all the humiliating things you’ve done, although in Britney’s case, the whole world has seen her crotch, so guess she can skip that step in all her relationships!

TMZ finally caught Britney with her youngest son, Jayden James. And it’s a real, clear picture this time! The kid looks a lot like his older brother (who has a severe wedgie).

Maybe now that Jayden is a little older and Britney’s a little more sane these days, she feels safe bringing him out in front of the camera’s.

A repeat offender! I was forgiving when we saw her in this same shred of fabric a couple days ago…but this is much worse. She looked like she was getting in better shape for awhile, and now her ass is all flabby!

And there’s nothing wrong with a flabby ass…you should just know when to cover it up!

Oh…just her THONG BIKINI! Well, there are worse things. Like the wig she willingly chooses to wear. Or Danny Bonaduce wearing a speedo.

Photos from X17 via Snarky Gossip.

The New York Post is reporting that Britney Spears flew into a tizzy this weekend after boarding her United Airlines flight from L.A. to Miami.

Supposedly, just before takeoff, Britney began ranting and raving that the plane was not equipped with leather seats. She demanded that they let her off the plane, and held off the takeoff, which obviously irritated some of the other passengers.

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According to BritneySpears.org, the Post Chronicle reported that Britney and Lance Bass perform a duet together. Lance owns rights to Marilyn Monroe’s “Down Boy” and has extended the offer to Britney to sing it with him.

Britney is still considering the offer.

According to People magazine, a new friendship has been formed between Kevin Federline and Kid Rock. Kid Rock took it upon himself to offer some father to father advice to K-Fed, which was to keep his two kids with Britney Spears out of the limelight. In response, Federline said that he is never seen photographed with the kids.

Kid Rock also took over the DJ Booth at the Felt nightclub in Louisville and managed to coax Fed-Ex into a “rap battle.”

Didn’t Kid Rock go country and start hanging around Hank Williams Jr.? Is that what’s going to happen to K-Fed? He’ll start singing stupid songs like “Picture” and hang around an old country singer? His wife left him…he’s already got a good shot for the rest to happen….and he’s not doing so well with the rap thing anyway…

Britney Spears is all over Star this in the May 14th issue! They’ve even stuck Lindsay cocaine use and partying to a small blurb. It’s all about Spears, her weight loss, whether or not it was diet or surgery, and whether she’s hiding Jayden James…who no one has seen a truly good shot of, so I’d guess the answer to that one is yes!

Photos from World of Britney

Britney obviously needs to express some frustration…perhaps at her fans who complained about her lip-synced show at the House of Blues, or maybe for her family who stuck her in rehab, or maybe she’s frustrated with her natural hair not growing out fast enough. In any case, the hat says it all!

Video from Farundulista

It’s not good quality…but it doesn’t need to be. It’s obvious it’s Britney’s tired old lip sync-and-dance-like-sniffers-row-is-staring-up-at-her sort of concert.

I can’t begin to fathom how she keeps her wig intact while whipping her head around like a terrier trying to kill a street rat, but she’s mastered that challenge!

Here are more pictures from the performance….

Update: Click here for a clearer video from People! It totally looks like a stripper routine!

Despite earlier reports yesterday that Britney’s “comeback” shows at the House of Blues had been cancelled, Britney did make an appearance at the House of Blues in San Diego last night, for her first performance in almost 3 years.

Sporting a brown wig and a pink bra, Britney lip-synced her way through 5 whole songs, kicking off the set with “Hit Me Baby One More Time.” around 10 p.m. What happened to the new material she was supposed to perform?

Dressing like a ho and lip-syncing stale,old hits is NOT a comeback! Photos from Anything Hollywood

Britney’s looking glowingly happy about her new rehab friend Howie Day. How proud you gotta be when you tell people you met in rehab! Photos from Seriously, OMG, WTF.

Britney Spears managed to avoid a ticket for her lead foot after she was pulled over on Friday night around 8:45 on Sunset Bvld. Sgt. Mike Foxen with the Beverly Hills PD says:

“She was warned about her speed and let go. She was not cited.”

Apparently she wasn’t out boozing, either. She was working out and dancing at Millennium Dance Studios, getting back into shape for her “comeback.”

Because Britney wasn’t looking like that when she went in! She’s going into Millennium Dance Studio, so she must be in work mode. How long will it last?

I can’t think of any other reason someone would pair a fur cape with a sexy shirt and a cowboy hat????

Photos from Celebrity Smack.

Someone get this girl a stylist! That is one of the most hideous combinations I’ve seen on her!