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Poison frontman, still a hottie, is searching for love. VH1’s Rock of Love With Bret Michaels premiered last night. It was interesting to say the least! The complete recipe for a rock-n-roll party. Take one HOT rocker, add a mansion to die for and mix in 25 um…well, young ladies.

Five of the 25 were cut before they even got to meet Bret or enter the party palace. Needless to say, they were not very happy and one vowed that she was NOT going home. The other 20 were ushered inside by Brets head of security, “Big John”. The booze started to flow and the girls eyed each other with some disdain. Each of them wants a chance to be the lady that rocks Brets world. A knock came on the door, and one of the first 5 booted, convinced Big John to give her a chance.

The night progressed and Bret personally took pictures of all of them for the All Access Passes that would be their salvation and allow them to stay in the house a little bit longer. Each of the girls tried to sway him with kisses. Some more passionately than others! And some bared a bit of flesh. After the impromtu photo shoot, they partied and vied for some personal attention from Bret.

I have to interject that Tiffany, the one who got back into the house via Big John, got so sloppy drunk that you couldn’t even understand what she was saying. It was a disgusting display of “I’m having a pity party, wanna join?”.

At the end of the night, he had to tell 5 of these ladies that they would not be continuing with him in his quest for love. Crushing their hopes and dreams he bid a fairwell to the following:

Bonnie, Jessica, Lauren, Raven and one of the Kristas. They gave no last name or initial, so at this time, I’m unclear as to which one it was. Sorry ladies…your wild ride ends here!

What we wanna know is why in the name of Stu did he allow Tiffany to stay!!?!?!?

Check back next Monday for a recap of Sunday’s episode. I can’t wait!

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Miz Weird

Photos Courtesy of: VH1.com

An internal investigation has begun to determine whether or not Paris Hilton received “special” treatment while serving a 3 week sentance in jail.

Several deputies have now come forward stating that Paris had unlimited use of a cell phone during her stay. They also claim that she was given a brand new jail uniform instead of the normal hand-me-downs that are given to all other inmates. I can see the other incarcerees getting their undies in a bunch over the cell phone use, but the uniform??? Come on, an orange jumpsuit is an orange jumpsuit…not flattering to anyone. Unless they had hers specially tailored?!? And really, would any of us be surprised to learn that they had?

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: E!Online.com

A big Happy Birthday goes out to these celebs tomorrow, July 12, 2007!!!

The Cos turns 70!

Photo Courtesy of: thefunkstore.com

Fitness Guru and all around fruit cake Richard Simmons hits mile marker 59.

Photo Courtesy of: photobucket.com

Former pin-up girl Cheryl Ladd is 56!

Photo Courtesy of: orangeshag.com

Wrestler Brock Lesnar is turning the big three-oh (30)!

Photo Courtesy of: photofile.com

Wishing you all a very Happy Day!

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Miz Weird

Jessica celebrated #27 Tuesday. The party started at the Silver Spoon Beach Body house in Malibu. It was supposed to be a nice private gathering but quickly turned into a paparazzi frenzy. The group moved to her parents house where they could party in private. Sources say that Jessica had a very good time with friends and family. Simpson will soon be filming Major Movie Star in Louisiana and will also reveal a swimwear line in Miami this weekend. Happy Belated Birthday Jessica!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: People.com

A mere 8 months after his divorce from Denise Richards, Charlie is ready to take the plunge again. He and girlfriend Brooke Mueller have announced that they are engaged. A dear friend of mine always says, “It takes a pretty dumb dog to get run over twice”. Hopefully Brooke won’t turn out to be the cheater that Denise was. Of course, in Denise’s defense, Bon Jovi axeman Ritchie Sambora is pretty hot. We’ll have to see if Charlie gets run down by this one.

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: People.com

I personally am not one to talk about how to make a marriage work. I’ve failed miserably at it…TWICE. Maybe the secret is to spend thousands of dollars and fly off to some locale that common folk can only dream about visiting, let alone going there to tie the proverbial knot.

Oh wait…wouldn’t that mean that more Hollywood marriages would last forever??? Now, don’t get me wrong or send me a bunch of hate e-mails, I wish them the best. Really I do. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if I have to report on the break-up too. Anyone want to place bets????

In attendance at the wedding included Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Felicity Huffman with husband William H. Macy, Nicollette Sheridan, Terri Hatcher along with her daughter as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

Photo Courtesy of E!Online

Jason Priestley (aka Brandon Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210), and wife Naomi have welcomed the first addition to their family. A baby girl. The couple tied the knot in May of 2005. Only time will tell if he learned anything about parenting from his on-screen dad Jim, played by James Eckhouse.
PS~this blogger thinks he’s still HOT!!!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: E!Online

Fashion designer Liz Claibourne died! Her company confirms that Liz died yesterday at age 78 at New York Presbyterian Hospital after battling cancer for several years. Although I would think everyone has heard of Liz Claibourne, the height of her popularity was in the 70’s and 80’s.

Rumors have been steadily flying that Christina Aguilera is pregnant, and Page Six is reporting that sources are confirming the rumor’s credibility.

Rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed Page Six source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.”

These are pictures of her performance in Tokyo. I’d say she’s definitely put on a few pounds…but is that from a baby or Twinkies?

Apparently Kate Hudson and Owen Wison have done the old Hollywood Split. Some say it was doomed from the beginning. It was a rebound for Kate. Well, regardless if it was a rebound or not, one has to wonder who both parties will end up with next? And how fast? Remember…this is Hollywood. Or rather, Hollyweird! Hey…maybe I could write a screenplay about the whole Hollywood romance scene. I sure folks would watch!

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Miz Weird

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According to a phone interview with Barbar Walters, Paris says, “I used to act dumb…That act is no longer cute.” Sorry I must’ve missed the memo. When was acting dumb EVER considered “cute”? Paris claims to be changed by her recent incarceration. I guess I’ll believe it when I see it. Paris - you say you “wanna makea difference”. Show us what you’ve got!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of : No one…I couldn’t find one of her in her prison garb!

This day has been a nightmare for Paris Hilton! First she was called back to court after being set free from jail for a “medical condition” yesterday! The judge ordered her to appear in person, instead of over the phone as she wanted. And then she went to court wearing her sweatshirt and pants!

Even better than what she wore was that she had to be taken to court in a police cruiser and handcuffs, which is when she broke down bawling.

But even sweeter is that the bitch finally got the book thrown at her!! She’ll actually have to take responsibility and rot her sorry ass in jail for 18 more days. They are giving her credit for the 5 days served. But even that she’s going back to her cell of misery is the best part.

Paris had a complete meltdown in the courtroom, and cried like a bitch for her MOM while a female deputy had to escort her out of the courtroom!!!

She is of course, appealing the courts decision, which will just drag her melodrama out for god knows how long. Aren’t we being a bit dramatic, Paris???

Photos from TMZ.

Isaiah Washington has been FIRED by ABC and will not be returning to Grey’s Anatomy. His statement?

“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore.”

He actually used Peter Finch’s famous line from Network as his press statement!

What?!!! Britney Spears is supposedly dating her drug counselor, a guy named John Sundahl, a successful, 38-year-old real estate developer. The two are supposedly getting chummy, and Kevin Federline has told the National Enquirer (consider the source) that that they ARE dating and Lynne Spears is ecstatic about it!

That is a serious breach of a therapist’s career if he is licensed and and legit. Did this guy take advantage of Britney and her bald vulnerability in rehab? Of course, Sundahl denies the claim to the Enquirer, although witnesses say they saw the two kissing by Sundahl’s pool during a “12-step meeting.”

It’s an easy relationship to start…your drug counselor would already know all the humiliating things you’ve done, although in Britney’s case, the whole world has seen her crotch, so guess she can skip that step in all her relationships!

TMZ finally caught Britney with her youngest son, Jayden James. And it’s a real, clear picture this time! The kid looks a lot like his older brother (who has a severe wedgie).

Maybe now that Jayden is a little older and Britney’s a little more sane these days, she feels safe bringing him out in front of the camera’s.