Hollyweird Gazette

An internal investigation has begun to determine whether or not Paris Hilton received “special” treatment while serving a 3 week sentance in jail.

Several deputies have now come forward stating that Paris had unlimited use of a cell phone during her stay. They also claim that she was given a brand new jail uniform instead of the normal hand-me-downs that are given to all other inmates. I can see the other incarcerees getting their undies in a bunch over the cell phone use, but the uniform??? Come on, an orange jumpsuit is an orange jumpsuit…not flattering to anyone. Unless they had hers specially tailored?!? And really, would any of us be surprised to learn that they had?

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: E!Online.com

According to a phone interview with Barbar Walters, Paris says, “I used to act dumb…That act is no longer cute.” Sorry I must’ve missed the memo. When was acting dumb EVER considered “cute”? Paris claims to be changed by her recent incarceration. I guess I’ll believe it when I see it. Paris - you say you “wanna makea difference”. Show us what you’ve got!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of : No one…I couldn’t find one of her in her prison garb!

This day has been a nightmare for Paris Hilton! First she was called back to court after being set free from jail for a “medical condition” yesterday! The judge ordered her to appear in person, instead of over the phone as she wanted. And then she went to court wearing her sweatshirt and pants!

Even better than what she wore was that she had to be taken to court in a police cruiser and handcuffs, which is when she broke down bawling.

But even sweeter is that the bitch finally got the book thrown at her!! She’ll actually have to take responsibility and rot her sorry ass in jail for 18 more days. They are giving her credit for the 5 days served. But even that she’s going back to her cell of misery is the best part.

Paris had a complete meltdown in the courtroom, and cried like a bitch for her MOM while a female deputy had to escort her out of the courtroom!!!

She is of course, appealing the courts decision, which will just drag her melodrama out for god knows how long. Aren’t we being a bit dramatic, Paris???

Photos from TMZ.

Isaiah Washington has been FIRED by ABC and will not be returning to Grey’s Anatomy. His statement?

“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore.”

He actually used Peter Finch’s famous line from Network as his press statement!