Hollyweird Gazette

Winona Ryder, once a shoplifter, is now gracing the cover of Vogue. The issue will hit stands in August.

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People.com wants to know who wears it better, Nicky Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? NEITHER!!! The outfit is GHASTLY!! The only places this would look good is in a garbage can or a bon-fire. YUCK!!

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Miz Weird

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Jessica celebrated #27 Tuesday. The party started at the Silver Spoon Beach Body house in Malibu. It was supposed to be a nice private gathering but quickly turned into a paparazzi frenzy. The group moved to her parents house where they could party in private. Sources say that Jessica had a very good time with friends and family. Simpson will soon be filming Major Movie Star in Louisiana and will also reveal a swimwear line in Miami this weekend. Happy Belated Birthday Jessica!

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Miz Weird

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Wikipedia definition of “Ruff” - A ruff is an item of clothing worn in Western Europe from the mid-sixteenth century to the mid-seventeenth century.

The ruff evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. They served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered while keeping the wearer’s doublet from becoming soiled at the neckline.

Is this Sarah Jessica’s updated version on Queen Elizabeth’s fashion statement in the 1500’s???

You make one fashion disaster…it’s forgivable. But to make the same fashion faux pas twice is a travesty that Brooke Hogan can’t recover from. After the entire gossip blog network ripped her for wearing these puzzling…pants (???) last month, Brooke was caught repeating this grave fashion error again.

She did pair them with a pair of fishnets this time…only succeeding in making them look even trashier than last time…which I didn’t think was possible.

Or is that a pair of high-waisted pants paired with a silk teddy? Leelee Sobieski needs some help in the fashion department, either way. What would possess her to think, first of all, that the jumpsuit is an attractive piece. And then to wear is with undergarments?

According to a phone interview with Barbar Walters, Paris says, “I used to act dumb…That act is no longer cute.” Sorry I must’ve missed the memo. When was acting dumb EVER considered “cute”? Paris claims to be changed by her recent incarceration. I guess I’ll believe it when I see it. Paris - you say you “wanna makea difference”. Show us what you’ve got!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of : No one…I couldn’t find one of her in her prison garb!

So, they will finally be legal. Wonder what kind of “double trouble” they will get themselves into? They celebrate on June 13th.

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Mis Weird

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So…Let me get this straight. If I were to commit the same EXACT offense as Paris, I could go to jail and just “check” out after 3 days?!?!? I THINK NOT! Notice how said “illness” could not be disclosed. Imagine that. Maybe Paris has a case of “chicken-shit-itis” or the “I can do the crime but not the time” blues.

She will be “confined” to her 2,700 square foot home. Seriously, is that really considered “confined”? Again - I THINK NOT! Perhaps Paris needs to learn to suck it up and become a responsible adult that can handle taking responsibility for her actions. Maybe this was nothing more than the garden variety publicity stunt?! Got all of us wagging our tongues didn’t it!

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A repeat offender! I was forgiving when we saw her in this same shred of fabric a couple days ago…but this is much worse. She looked like she was getting in better shape for awhile, and now her ass is all flabby!

And there’s nothing wrong with a flabby ass…you should just know when to cover it up!

10. No, we don’t have a room service menu

9. Versace doesn’t make an orange prison jumpsuit

8. Say ‘That’s hot’ one more time and I’ll smother you with a pillow

7. Governor Schwarzenegger called, but no one could understand a thing he said

6. I assume you’re accustomed to people watching you shower

5. No number five — writer too heartbroken

4. “If you miss your chihuahau, the rats make pretty good pets”

3. I’m in here for illegally downloading video of you off the internet”

2. May I have your autograph Miss Lohan?

1. Tell Letterman we can’t accept any more flowers

That Letterman…he’s my favorite! This is Paris’ mug-shot!

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Top 10 List Courtesy of David Letterman

Will she finally realize that she’s not above the law??? Just days before her jail term begins, Paris was spotted out partying at the clubs with her sister Nicky.

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Oh…just her THONG BIKINI! Well, there are worse things. Like the wig she willingly chooses to wear. Or Danny Bonaduce wearing a speedo.

Photos from X17 via Snarky Gossip.

Britney obviously needs to express some frustration…perhaps at her fans who complained about her lip-synced show at the House of Blues, or maybe for her family who stuck her in rehab, or maybe she’s frustrated with her natural hair not growing out fast enough. In any case, the hat says it all!

This may be a love party, but I’m seeing nothing I love about this ensemble that Scarlett is wearing!

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Actually, I think the dress is really cute…but it definitely accents her chest area, doesn’t it?

I wouldn’t say he’s going bald….I’d say he’s follically (probably not a word) challenged.