Hollyweird Gazette

The Sleazy Celebrity News You Can’t Resist

July 13th, 2007

Fashion Face Off or Fashion Puke Off?

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People.com wants to know who wears it better, Nicky Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? NEITHER!!! The outfit is GHASTLY!! The only places this would look good is in a garbage can or a bon-fire. YUCK!!

TTFN
Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of: People.com

July 8th, 2007

Sarah Jessica Parker Wearing One Hell of a Ruff Outfit

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Wikipedia definition of “Ruff” - A ruff is an item of clothing worn in Western Europe from the mid-sixteenth century to the mid-seventeenth century.

The ruff evolved from the small fabric ruffle at the drawstring neck of the shirt or chemise. They served as changeable pieces of cloth that could themselves be laundered while keeping the wearer’s doublet from becoming soiled at the neckline.

Is this Sarah Jessica’s updated version on Queen Elizabeth’s fashion statement in the 1500’s???

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June 25th, 2007

The Hooker From Franklin Street Wants Her Pants Back, Brooke!

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You make one fashion disaster…it’s forgivable. But to make the same fashion faux pas twice is a travesty that Brooke Hogan can’t recover from. After the entire gossip blog network ripped her for wearing these puzzling…pants (???) last month, Brooke was caught repeating this grave fashion error again.

She did pair them with a pair of fishnets this time…only succeeding in making them look even trashier than last time…which I didn’t think was possible.

June 23rd, 2007

Leelee Sobieski’s Tacky Jumpsuit

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Or is that a pair of high-waisted pants paired with a silk teddy? Leelee Sobieski needs some help in the fashion department, either way. What would possess her to think, first of all, that the jumpsuit is an attractive piece. And then to wear is with undergarments?



June 5th, 2007

Oops! She Wore It Again!

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A repeat offender! I was forgiving when we saw her in this same shred of fabric a couple days ago…but this is much worse. She looked like she was getting in better shape for awhile, and now her ass is all flabby!

And there’s nothing wrong with a flabby ass…you should just know when to cover it up!



June 3rd, 2007

What’s Up Britney’s Ass?

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Oh…just her THONG BIKINI! Well, there are worse things. Like the wig she willingly chooses to wear. Or Danny Bonaduce wearing a speedo.

Photos from X17 via Snarky Gossip.

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May 4th, 2007
April 29th, 2007

Brooke Hogan Performs in Her Skivies

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I thought the Hulk was so completely overprotective and morally against the bimbo dressing on stage for his little girl?

But even on her end…would you want you Dad looking a pictures of you wearing your underwear on stage



April 29th, 2007

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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Locate and circle all the fashion disasters Fergie has managed to cram into her outfit! Photos from Celeb Warship



April 25th, 2007

JLo and Marc in London (Not a Archived Photo)

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Ugh. What is this? The Abba groupie slut meets the naugahyde-clad Vinnie who who spends his Saturday nights dancing at the disco?



April 25th, 2007

Lindsay “Lumberjack” Lohan

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I am definitely a proponent of the flannel shirt, but I’m not sure I would wear it to a club! She would, however, fit in quite nicely at Merv’s, the skanky dump just up the street from me.

3-1’s every morning starting at 7:30! Hmmm…definitely Lohan’s kind of place!



April 23rd, 2007

Did Joan Crawford and John Wayne Spawn a Love Child?

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I can’t think of any other reason someone would pair a fur cape with a sexy shirt and a cowboy hat????



April 22nd, 2007

Britney’s Latest Fashion Faux Pas

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Someone get this girl a stylist! That is one of the most hideous combinations I’ve seen on her!



April 7th, 2007
April 1st, 2007

Urban Disaster

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Ashley Olsen has signed a multi-million dollar contract to become the face of this delightful new accessory, the “Urban Satchel” by Louie Vuitton. The bag costs $150,000.

Or, you could purchase a $5 purse from Wal-Mart, glue garbage on it and save yourself $149,995. I know I could really use the rent money.

Ashley Olsen always looks like a gutter rat, so who better to endorse the product?

From Gallery of the Absurd.

[tags]Ashley Olsen, Louie Vuitton, fashion, bad fashion, Urban Satchel[/tags]



March 13th, 2007

Debbie Gibson Wears a Dress That Was Popular When She Was

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Debbie is at a Foundation for Facial Reconstruction charity event. Or it could be a fashion charity event for her. Who knows?

Photo from TMZ.

[tags]Debbie Gibson, ugly dress[/tags]



March 8th, 2007

Kate Beckinsale Shoots For the Plumber Effect

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And acheives it with ease!!!

[tags]Kate Beckinsale, plumber butt, ass crack[/tags]



March 6th, 2007

Satan Had Twins and He Calls Them the Olsen’s

Don’t they look possessed? They’re indulging their love of (ahem) fashion at Paris Fashion Week.

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[tags]Olsen Twins, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Paris Fashion Week[/tags]



March 5th, 2007