Hollyweird Gazette

An internal investigation has begun to determine whether or not Paris Hilton received “special” treatment while serving a 3 week sentance in jail.

Several deputies have now come forward stating that Paris had unlimited use of a cell phone during her stay. They also claim that she was given a brand new jail uniform instead of the normal hand-me-downs that are given to all other inmates. I can see the other incarcerees getting their undies in a bunch over the cell phone use, but the uniform??? Come on, an orange jumpsuit is an orange jumpsuit…not flattering to anyone. Unless they had hers specially tailored?!? And really, would any of us be surprised to learn that they had?

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Miz Weird

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A mere 8 months after his divorce from Denise Richards, Charlie is ready to take the plunge again. He and girlfriend Brooke Mueller have announced that they are engaged. A dear friend of mine always says, “It takes a pretty dumb dog to get run over twice”. Hopefully Brooke won’t turn out to be the cheater that Denise was. Of course, in Denise’s defense, Bon Jovi axeman Ritchie Sambora is pretty hot. We’ll have to see if Charlie gets run down by this one.

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Miz Weird

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Catherine Zeta-Jones has an unusual hair treatment. Roe, a.k.a. whale eggs. That’s right, she has freaking whale eggs mashed through her hair. Beluga caviar is flown from Iran to a salon in London 5 days prior to her visit. It costs $400.00 dollars per application & supposedly is the reason for her shiny locks. There is no way I could or would justify spending that kind of dough to wash my hair. I’ll stick to eggs and save myself $398.91.

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Miz Weird

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Apparently Brits strange behavior didn’t stop at shaving her head or checking in and out of rehab numerous times. She did those things and also added attacking an SUV with an umbrella to her repatoire. Brit - what did that vehicle ever do to you? She now says she’s sorry. Well, does it even matter anymore? I understand that every move you make gets the publics attention and that you may feel like you have no privacy, but come on…isn’t that what you signed up for??? You are a public figure now, people want to know what you’re doing. You are a role model to thousands of young girls. That’s too bad because the behavior you’re exhibiting is going to leave us with a whole generation of whacked-out, over the edge females. Couple that with PMS and we’ve got serious troubles. Step up to the plate and act like a mature woman and mother. You were great once, maybe if you start getting your shit together, you could be again. Or maybe it’s just too late…

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Miz Weird

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I personally am not one to talk about how to make a marriage work. I’ve failed miserably at it…TWICE. Maybe the secret is to spend thousands of dollars and fly off to some locale that common folk can only dream about visiting, let alone going there to tie the proverbial knot.

Oh wait…wouldn’t that mean that more Hollywood marriages would last forever??? Now, don’t get me wrong or send me a bunch of hate e-mails, I wish them the best. Really I do. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if I have to report on the break-up too. Anyone want to place bets????

In attendance at the wedding included Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Felicity Huffman with husband William H. Macy, Nicollette Sheridan, Terri Hatcher along with her daughter as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.

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Beth Ditto has named Kate Moss as the ideal person to front an Anti-Shaving Campaign. Ditto, who’s already hideous enough without adding body hair to the equation, has expressed her adoration for the unshaved and natural look. And Beth Ditto believes that Kate is the person motivator to change the shaving attitudes of women and young girls.

How would you like to smell Beth Ditto with a year worth of body hair growth?

From Farandulista via Right Celebrity.

Apparently Kate Hudson and Owen Wison have done the old Hollywood Split. Some say it was doomed from the beginning. It was a rebound for Kate. Well, regardless if it was a rebound or not, one has to wonder who both parties will end up with next? And how fast? Remember…this is Hollywood. Or rather, Hollyweird! Hey…maybe I could write a screenplay about the whole Hollywood romance scene. I sure folks would watch!

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Miz Weird

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According to a phone interview with Barbar Walters, Paris says, “I used to act dumb…That act is no longer cute.” Sorry I must’ve missed the memo. When was acting dumb EVER considered “cute”? Paris claims to be changed by her recent incarceration. I guess I’ll believe it when I see it. Paris - you say you “wanna makea difference”. Show us what you’ve got!

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Miz Weird

Photo Courtesy of : No one…I couldn’t find one of her in her prison garb!

So, they will finally be legal. Wonder what kind of “double trouble” they will get themselves into? They celebrate on June 13th.

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Mis Weird

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So…Let me get this straight. If I were to commit the same EXACT offense as Paris, I could go to jail and just “check” out after 3 days?!?!? I THINK NOT! Notice how said “illness” could not be disclosed. Imagine that. Maybe Paris has a case of “chicken-shit-itis” or the “I can do the crime but not the time” blues.

She will be “confined” to her 2,700 square foot home. Seriously, is that really considered “confined”? Again - I THINK NOT! Perhaps Paris needs to learn to suck it up and become a responsible adult that can handle taking responsibility for her actions. Maybe this was nothing more than the garden variety publicity stunt?! Got all of us wagging our tongues didn’t it!

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Rumors have been circling as of late that Jennifer Aniston has been dating a new guy who no one could seem to identify. But People magazine has finally revealed Jen’s man of mystery as Paul Sculfor, a 6-foot-tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed British stud of a male model.

The two were spotted enjoying dinner together in Santa Monica. Sculfor is a former boxer and has posed in ads for Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier. He is also well known for a British Levi’s ad he starred in. Which you can see by clicking here.

I’m concerned about his teeth. He’s British and I haven’t yet seen a full smile.

10. No, we don’t have a room service menu

9. Versace doesn’t make an orange prison jumpsuit

8. Say ‘That’s hot’ one more time and I’ll smother you with a pillow

7. Governor Schwarzenegger called, but no one could understand a thing he said

6. I assume you’re accustomed to people watching you shower

5. No number five — writer too heartbroken

4. “If you miss your chihuahau, the rats make pretty good pets”

3. I’m in here for illegally downloading video of you off the internet”

2. May I have your autograph Miss Lohan?

1. Tell Letterman we can’t accept any more flowers

That Letterman…he’s my favorite! This is Paris’ mug-shot!

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Top 10 List Courtesy of David Letterman

Will she finally realize that she’s not above the law??? Just days before her jail term begins, Paris was spotted out partying at the clubs with her sister Nicky.

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The New York Post is reporting that Britney Spears flew into a tizzy this weekend after boarding her United Airlines flight from L.A. to Miami.

Supposedly, just before takeoff, Britney began ranting and raving that the plane was not equipped with leather seats. She demanded that they let her off the plane, and held off the takeoff, which obviously irritated some of the other passengers.

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Tyra’s fat picture bothered her so much that she’s been on a mission to get the word out about eating healthy. From Shape magazine via Jen’s Juice:
“I want everyone to eat healthy foods,” she stresses.

“Sometimes the only thing in my kitchen when I got home at night was Tang and microwave popcorn, so that was my dinner,” she says. Today, she eats plenty of fresh fruits (her favorites: mango and papayas) and salads with chicken, shrimp, or other protein, and she snacks on crudités with onion dip.

“Now I’m much more diligent,” she says. “I do treadmill intervals – I mix walking and running. Or I just run outside.”

John LeCompt, the guitarist for Evanescence has told the L.A. Daily News that Amy Lee called him and fired him.

LeCompt said he’s upset and that there is “no loyalty in this band.” He also confirmed that drummer Rocky Gray has quit the band as well. The two plan to work on a new project together, a band called Machina.

He’s upset, but is he really shocked? It’s really been her act all along. Soon she’ll be just another pop act doing cheesy remixes of her songs.

Brad Pitt is reportedly demanding a butt double for a scene that calls for his to bare ass! He’s currently filming nude scenes for the Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons, but he refuses to show bum as he did in 2004’s Troy.

According to Star Pulse, Pitt has informed producers of the film that they must absolutely find a butt double.

In related Brad news, I stumbled upon this movie trailer of the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, which will release in September, starring Brad.

According to People magazine, a new friendship has been formed between Kevin Federline and Kid Rock. Kid Rock took it upon himself to offer some father to father advice to K-Fed, which was to keep his two kids with Britney Spears out of the limelight. In response, Federline said that he is never seen photographed with the kids.

Kid Rock also took over the DJ Booth at the Felt nightclub in Louisville and managed to coax Fed-Ex into a “rap battle.”

Didn’t Kid Rock go country and start hanging around Hank Williams Jr.? Is that what’s going to happen to K-Fed? He’ll start singing stupid songs like “Picture” and hang around an old country singer? His wife left him…he’s already got a good shot for the rest to happen….and he’s not doing so well with the rap thing anyway…